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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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