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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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