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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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