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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Shane Ronay
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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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