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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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