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A son of a gun.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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