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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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