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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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