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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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