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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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