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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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