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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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