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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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