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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Akiva Lane
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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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