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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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