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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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