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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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