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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Shane Ronay
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How were Reggie and his friends referred to?

Regimen

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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