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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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