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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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