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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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