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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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