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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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