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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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