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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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