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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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