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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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A tripod.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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