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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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