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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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