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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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