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Shane Ronay
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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Akiva Lane
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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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