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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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