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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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