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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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