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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Shane Ronay
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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Shane Ronay
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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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