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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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