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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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