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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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