Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

1949
Akiva Lane
General

What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

2918
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

3115
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

2581
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

1631
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

1177
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

2826
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

922
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

2563
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

3105
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

298
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

2335