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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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