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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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