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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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