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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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