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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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