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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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