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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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