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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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