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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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