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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Shane Ronay
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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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