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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Shane Ronay
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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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