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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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