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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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