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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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