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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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An elevator pitch.

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