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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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