What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?
Why was the hot dog happy?
What can you say about 2 matches?
Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?
How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?
What is the heaviest Chinese soup?
Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?
What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?
What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?
When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?
What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?
What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?
