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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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