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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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