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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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