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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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