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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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