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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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