Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

1856
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

2599
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

2640
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

571
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

3270
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

1876
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

2436
Moshe Sherizen
General
Picture

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

959
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

3145
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

535
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

1131
Matt Weiss
General
Picture

What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

2280