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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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