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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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