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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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