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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Akiva Lane
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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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