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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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