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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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