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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Akiva Lane
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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Akiva Lane
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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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