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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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