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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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