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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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