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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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