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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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