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Shane Ronay
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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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