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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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