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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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