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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Shane Ronay
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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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