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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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