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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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