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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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