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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Akiva Lane
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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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