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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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