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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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