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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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