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Shane Ronay
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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Akiva Lane
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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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