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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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