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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What's a good name for this bicycle truck that sells ices?

Wheely Cool.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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