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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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