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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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