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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Shane Ronay
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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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