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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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