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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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