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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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