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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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