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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Akiva Lane
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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Akiva Lane
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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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