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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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