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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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