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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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