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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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