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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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