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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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