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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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