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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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