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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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