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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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