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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Akiva Lane
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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Shane Ronay
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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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