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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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