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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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