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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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