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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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