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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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