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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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