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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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