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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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