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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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