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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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