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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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