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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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