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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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