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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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