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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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