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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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