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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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