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Shane Ronay
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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Shane Ronay
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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Akiva Lane
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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Akiva Lane
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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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