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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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