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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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