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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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