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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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