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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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