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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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