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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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