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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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