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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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