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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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