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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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