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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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