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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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