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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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