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Akiva Lane
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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Akiva Lane
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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Shane Ronay
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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Akiva Lane
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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Akiva Lane
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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Akiva Lane
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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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