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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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