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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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