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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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