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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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