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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Akiva Lane
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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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