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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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