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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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