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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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