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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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