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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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