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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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