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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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