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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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