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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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