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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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