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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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