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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Akiva Lane
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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Akiva Lane
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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Akiva Lane
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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Shane Ronay
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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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