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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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