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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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