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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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