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Akiva Lane
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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Akiva Lane
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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Akiva Lane
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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Akiva Lane
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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Akiva Lane
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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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