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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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