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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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