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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What involves sound, but is silent?

A sound sleep.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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