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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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