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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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