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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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