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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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