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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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