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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Shane Ronay
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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Akiva Lane
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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Akiva Lane
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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Shane Ronay
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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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