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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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