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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Shane Ronay
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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Shane Ronay
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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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