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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Shane Ronay
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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Akiva Lane
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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Akiva Lane
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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Akiva Lane AI
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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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