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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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