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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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