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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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