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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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