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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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