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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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