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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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