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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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