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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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