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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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