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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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