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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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