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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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