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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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