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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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