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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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