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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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