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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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