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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

1370

How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

1607

What is this?

B4 before B4.

2015

What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

1100

What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

1191

What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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