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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Akiva Lane
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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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