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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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