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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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