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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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