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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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