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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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