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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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