Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

2413
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

2531
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

1997
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

2861
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

3047
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

3007
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

2255
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

2229
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

1262
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

235
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

2073
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

1641