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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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