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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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