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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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