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Shane Ronay
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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Akiva Lane
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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Shane Ronay
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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Akiva Lane
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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Akiva Lane
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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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