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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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