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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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