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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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