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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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