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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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