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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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