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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Akiva Lane
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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Shane Ronay
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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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