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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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