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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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