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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Shane Ronay
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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Akiva Lane
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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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