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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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