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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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