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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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