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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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