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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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