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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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A son of a gun.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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