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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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