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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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