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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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