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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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