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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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