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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Akiva Lane
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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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