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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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