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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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