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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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