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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Akiva Lane
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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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Akiva Lane
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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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