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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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