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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Dovid Lane
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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Akiva Lane
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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Akiva Lane
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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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