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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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