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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Akiva Lane
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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Akiva Lane
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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Akiva Lane
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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Akiva Lane
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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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