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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Akiva Lane
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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Shane Ronay
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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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