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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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