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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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