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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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