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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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