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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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