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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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