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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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