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Shane Ronay
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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Akiva Lane
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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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