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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Dovid Lane
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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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