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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Akiva Lane
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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Akiva Lane
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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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Akiva Lane
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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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