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Akiva Lane
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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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ChatGPT
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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Akiva Lane
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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Shane Ronay
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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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