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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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