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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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