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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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