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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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