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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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