Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

1042
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

1196
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

1027
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

1741
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

1332
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

1127
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

1506
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

3233
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

2539
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

1979
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

326
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

2211