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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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