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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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