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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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