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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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