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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What is something you can take when you are tired?

A nap.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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