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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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