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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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A square not.

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