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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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