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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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