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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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