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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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