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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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