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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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