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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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