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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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