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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Shane Ronay
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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Akiva Lane
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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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