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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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