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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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A pear of scissors.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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