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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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