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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Akiva Lane AI
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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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