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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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