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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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