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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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