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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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