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What is something you can take when you are tired?

A nap.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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