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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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