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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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