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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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