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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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