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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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