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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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