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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What's a good name for this bicycle truck that sells ices?

Wheely Cool.

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