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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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