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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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