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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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