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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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