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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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