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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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