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Akiva Weiss
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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Akiva Lane
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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Akiva Lane
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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Shane Ronay
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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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