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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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