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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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