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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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