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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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