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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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