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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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