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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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