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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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