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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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