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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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