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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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