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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Shane Ronay
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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Akiva Lane
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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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