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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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