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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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