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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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