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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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