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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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An elevator pitch.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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