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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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