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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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