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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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