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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Akiva Lane
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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A paradigm.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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