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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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