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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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