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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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A buoys club.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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