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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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