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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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