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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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