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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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