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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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