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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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