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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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