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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Yisro Whale

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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