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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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