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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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