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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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