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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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