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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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