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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Akiva Lane
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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Miriam Lane
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Why did Andy try using lots of apps?

He thought they would make him appy!

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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