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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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