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Akiva Lane
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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Akiva Lane
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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Akiva Lane
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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Akiva Lane
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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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