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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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