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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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