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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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