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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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