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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Akiva Lane
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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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