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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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