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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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