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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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