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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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