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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Shane Ronay
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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Matt Weiss
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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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