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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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