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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something you can take when you are tired?

A nap.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Akiva Lane
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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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