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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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