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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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