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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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