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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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