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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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