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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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