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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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