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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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