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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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