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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why is this food dish considered so valuable?

It's 24 carrots cold.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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