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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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