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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Shane Ronay
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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Matt Weiss
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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Shane Ronay
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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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