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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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