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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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