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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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