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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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