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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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