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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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