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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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