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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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