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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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