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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Shane Ronay
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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Akiva Lane
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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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