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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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