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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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