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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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