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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Shane Ronay
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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Akiva Lane
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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Shane Ronay
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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Akiva Lane
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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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