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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Shane Ronay
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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Shane Ronay
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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Shane Ronay
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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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