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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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