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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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