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Akiva Lane
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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Akiva Lane
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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Shane Ronay
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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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