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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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