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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Akiva Lane
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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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