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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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