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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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