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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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