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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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