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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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