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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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