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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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