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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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