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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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