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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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