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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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