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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Shane Ronay
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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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