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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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