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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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