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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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