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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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