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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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