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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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