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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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