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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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