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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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