Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

1096
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

222
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

394
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

2788
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

672
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

458
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

1677
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

1384
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

2585
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

617
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

1459
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

1033