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Akiva Lane
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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Akiva Lane
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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Shane Ronay
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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Akiva Lane
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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Moshe Sherizen
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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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