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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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