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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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