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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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