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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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