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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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