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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What do you call a son who agrees to set the table, and one that refuses?

The first is a setting son, and the second is an upsetting son.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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