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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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