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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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