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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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