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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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