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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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