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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Rock and roll.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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