Shane Ronay
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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Akiva Lane
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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Akiva Lane
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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Matt Weiss
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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but he has a chip on his shoulder.

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