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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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