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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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