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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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