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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Akiva Lane
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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Akiva Lane
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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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