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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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