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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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