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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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