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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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