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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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