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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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