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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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