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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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