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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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