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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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