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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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