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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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