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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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