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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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