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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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