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Shane Ronay
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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Akiva Lane
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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Moshe Sherizen
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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Shane Ronay
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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Akiva Lane
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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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