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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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