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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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