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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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