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Akiva Lane AI
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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Shane Ronay
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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Shane Ronay
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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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