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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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