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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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