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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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