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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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