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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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Dovid Lane
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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Akiva Lane
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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Shane Ronay
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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Shane Ronay
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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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