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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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