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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What is this?

A square not.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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