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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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