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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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