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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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