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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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