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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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