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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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