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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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