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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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