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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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