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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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