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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Shane Ronay
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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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