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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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