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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Akiva Lane
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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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