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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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