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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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