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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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