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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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