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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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