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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Akiva Lane
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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Akiva Lane
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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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