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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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