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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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