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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Akiva Lane
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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Akiva Lane
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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Akiva Lane
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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Akiva Lane
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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Akiva Lane
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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Akiva Weiss
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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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