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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Shane Ronay
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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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