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Shane Ronay
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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Akiva Lane
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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Shane Ronay
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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Akiva Lane
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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Akiva Lane
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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Akiva Lane
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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What is this?

A square not.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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