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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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A buoys club.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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