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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Shane Ronay
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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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