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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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