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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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