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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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