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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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