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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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