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Akiva Lane
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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Akiva Lane
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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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