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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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