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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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