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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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