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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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