Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

867
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

817
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

2427
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

1981
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

2429
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

631
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

516
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

1135
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

1295
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

890
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

3016
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

2865