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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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