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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The go fer.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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