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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Akiva Lane
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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Akiva Lane
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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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