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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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