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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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