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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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