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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Akiva Lane
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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Shane Ronay
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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Shane Ronay
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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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