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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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A swimming pool table.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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