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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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