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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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