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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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