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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Akiva Lane
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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Miriam Lane
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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Shane Ronay
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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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