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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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