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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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