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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Akiva Lane
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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Miriam Lane
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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Akiva Lane
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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Shane Ronay
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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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