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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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