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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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