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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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