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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A tripod.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Akiva Lane
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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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