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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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