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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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