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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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