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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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