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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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