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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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