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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Akiva Lane
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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Akiva Lane
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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Akiva Lane
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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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