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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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It escapes me.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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