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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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