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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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