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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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