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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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