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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Miriam Lane
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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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