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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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