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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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