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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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