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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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A buoys club.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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