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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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