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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Shane Ronay
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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Akiva Lane
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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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