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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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