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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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