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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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