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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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