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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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