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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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