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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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