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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Akiva Lane
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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Akiva Lane
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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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