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Akiva Lane
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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Akiva Lane
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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Shane Ronay
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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Akiva Lane
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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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