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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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