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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Yehuda Lane
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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Akiva Lane
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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Akiva Lane
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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Shane Ronay
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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A square not.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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