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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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