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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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