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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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