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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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