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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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