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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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