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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Aim magazine.
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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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