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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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