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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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A swimming pool table.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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