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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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