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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Akiva Lane
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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Shane Ronay
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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Akiva Lane
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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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