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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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Shane Ronay
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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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