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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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