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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Dovid Lane
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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Akiva Lane
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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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