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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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