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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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