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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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