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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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