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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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