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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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