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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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