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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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