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What is something you can take when you are tired?

A nap.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Akiva Lane
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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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