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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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