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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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