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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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