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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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