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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Akiva Lane
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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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