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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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