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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Akiva Lane
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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Shane Ronay
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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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