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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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