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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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