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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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