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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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