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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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