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Shane Ronay
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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Shane Ronay
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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Akiva Lane
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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Akiva Lane
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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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