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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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