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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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