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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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