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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Shane Ronay
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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Akiva Lane
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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Shane Ronay
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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Akiva Lane
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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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