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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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