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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Shane Ronay
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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Akiva Lane
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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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