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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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