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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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