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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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