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Shane Ronay
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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Akiva Lane
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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Shane Ronay
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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Shane Ronay
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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Akiva Lane
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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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