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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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