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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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