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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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