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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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