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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Akiva Lane
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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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