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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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