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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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