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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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