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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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