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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Shane Ronay
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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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