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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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