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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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