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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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