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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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