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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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