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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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