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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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