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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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