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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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