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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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