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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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A square not.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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