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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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