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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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