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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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