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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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