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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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