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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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