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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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