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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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