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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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