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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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