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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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