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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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