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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

A buoys club.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Akiva Lane
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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Shane Ronay
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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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