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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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