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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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