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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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