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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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