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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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