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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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