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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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