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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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