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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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