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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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