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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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