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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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