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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Akiva Lane
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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Dovid Lane
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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Akiva Lane
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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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Akiva Lane
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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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