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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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