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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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