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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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