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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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