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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Shane Ronay
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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Akiva Lane
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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Akiva Lane
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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Shane Ronay
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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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