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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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