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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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