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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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