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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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