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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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