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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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