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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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