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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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