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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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