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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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