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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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