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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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