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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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