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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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