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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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