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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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An elevator pitch.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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