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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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