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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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