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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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