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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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