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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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