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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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