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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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