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Shane Ronay
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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Akiva Lane
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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Dovid Lane
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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Akiva Lane
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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Akiva Lane
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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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