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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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