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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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