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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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