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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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