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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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