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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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