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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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