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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Shane Ronay
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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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