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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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