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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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