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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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