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Shane Ronay
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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Akiva Lane
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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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