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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

2055

What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

1965

Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

2053

Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

1454

What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

570

Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

2629

How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

521

Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

2718

Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

3100

What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

1281

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

1899