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Yisro Whale

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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