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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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