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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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