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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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