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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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