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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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