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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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A square not.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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