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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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