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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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