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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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