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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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