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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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