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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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