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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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