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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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