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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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