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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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How did Elon Musk feel when he landed on Mars?

He felt it was out of this world.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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