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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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