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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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