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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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