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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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