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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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