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Akiva Lane
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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Shane Ronay
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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Akiva Lane
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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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