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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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