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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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