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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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