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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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