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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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