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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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