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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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