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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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