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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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