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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What kind of tea helps you see things more clearly?

Clari-tea.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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