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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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