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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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An elevator pitch.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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