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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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