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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Shane Ronay
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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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