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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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