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Akiva Lane
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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Akiva Lane
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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Akiva Lane
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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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