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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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