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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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