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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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