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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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