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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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