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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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