Pictures:

How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

2766

What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

2771

What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

342

What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

2995

What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

2386

Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

3121

Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

2943

What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

1385

Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

698

What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

1105

Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

2990

Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

2803