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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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