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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Shane Ronay
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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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