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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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