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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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