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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Akiva Lane
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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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