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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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