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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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