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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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