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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Akiva Lane
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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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