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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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