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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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