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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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