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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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