Pictures:

Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

2965
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

116
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

3051
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

671
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

1158
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

358
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

733
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

3095
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What two letters are empty?

MT

849
Akiva Lane
General

What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

2878
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

2553
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

3204