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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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