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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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