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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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