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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Yisro Whale

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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