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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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