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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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