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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

1060

Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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