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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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