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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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