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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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