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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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