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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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