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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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