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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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