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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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