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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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