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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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