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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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