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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Shane Ronay
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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Akiva Lane
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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Dovid Lane
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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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