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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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