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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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