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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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