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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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