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Akiva Lane
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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Akiva Lane
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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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