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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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