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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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