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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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