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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Akiva Lane
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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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