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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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