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What is this?

C to shining C

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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