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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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