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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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