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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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