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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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