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Akiva Lane
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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Shane Ronay
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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Dovid Lane
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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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