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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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