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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Akiva Lane
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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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