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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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