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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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