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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Rock and roll.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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