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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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