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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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