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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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