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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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