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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Akiva Lane
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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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