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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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