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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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