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Yes, it's on the house.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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