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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Akiva Lane
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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Akiva Lane
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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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