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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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