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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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