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Akiva Lane
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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Shane Ronay
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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Dovid Lane
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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

1909
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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

1952