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Shane Ronay
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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Akiva Lane
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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Akiva Lane
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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Dovid Lane
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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Aim magazine.
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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Akiva Lane
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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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