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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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