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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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