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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

1975

Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

198

What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

2001

What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

3386

Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

1273

Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

13

A pear of scissors.

2704

What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

2789

Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

2219

Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

190

To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

3391

What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

2008