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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Greg Stevens
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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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