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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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