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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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