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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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