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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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