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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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