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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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