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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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