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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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