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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Shane Ronay
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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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