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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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