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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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