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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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