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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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