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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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