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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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