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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Akiva Lane
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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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