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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Akiva Lane
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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Shane Ronay
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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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