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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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