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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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