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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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