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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Akiva Lane
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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Akiva Lane
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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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