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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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