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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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