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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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