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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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