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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Akiva Lane
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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Akiva Lane
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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Akiva Lane
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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Shane Ronay
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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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