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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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