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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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