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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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