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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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