Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

904
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

2691
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

2359
Dovid Moshe Davidson
General
Picture

Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

1601
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

2401
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

3201
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

373
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

3217
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

2085
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

1639
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

700
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

666