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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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