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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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