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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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