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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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