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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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