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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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