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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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