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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What kind of traffic tastes good with bread?

Traffic jam.

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