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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Akiva Lane
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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Akiva Lane
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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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