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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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