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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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