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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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