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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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