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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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