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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Akiva Lane
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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Akiva Lane
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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Akiva Lane
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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Akiva Lane
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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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