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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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