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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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