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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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