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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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