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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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