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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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