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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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How did Elon Musk feel when he landed on Mars?

He felt it was out of this world.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What are some tics that are full of positive energy?

Ecstatic, enthusiastic, energetic, optimistic, and sympatheic.

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