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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

1982

What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

1990

What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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