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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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