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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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