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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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