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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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