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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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