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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Akiva Lane
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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Akiva Lane
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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Yehuda Lane
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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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