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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Akiva Lane
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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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