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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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