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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Akiva Lane
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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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