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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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