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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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