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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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