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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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