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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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