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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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