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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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