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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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