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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Shane Ronay
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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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