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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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