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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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