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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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