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Shane Ronay
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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Akiva Lane
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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Shane Ronay
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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Shane Ronay
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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Shane Ronay
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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Akiva Lane
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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Shane Ronay
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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Akiva Lane
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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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