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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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