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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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