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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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