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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Akiva Lane
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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Akiva Lane
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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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