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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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