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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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