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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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