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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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