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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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