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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Akiva Lane
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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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