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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Shane Ronay
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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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