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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What did the law student you liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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