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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Shane Ronay
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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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