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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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