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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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