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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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