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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Akiva Lane
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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Akiva Lane
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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Akiva Lane
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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Shane Ronay
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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Akiva Lane
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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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