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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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