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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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