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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Akiva Lane
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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Shane Ronay
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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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