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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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