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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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