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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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