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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Akiva Lane
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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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