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Gaucho Marx

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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