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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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