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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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