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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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