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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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