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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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