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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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