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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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