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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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