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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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