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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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