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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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