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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Akiva Lane
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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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