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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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