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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Akiva Lane
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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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