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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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