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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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