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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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