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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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