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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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