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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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