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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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