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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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