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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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