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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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