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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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A square not.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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