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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Akiva Lane
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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Akiva Lane
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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Akiva Lane
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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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