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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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