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Shane Ronay
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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Shane Ronay
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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Akiva Lane
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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Akiva Lane
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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Shane Ronay
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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Akiva Lane
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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Akiva Lane
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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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