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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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