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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Akiva Lane
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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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