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Shane Ronay
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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Akiva Lane
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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Akiva Lane
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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Akiva Lane
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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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