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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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