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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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