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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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