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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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