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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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