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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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