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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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