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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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