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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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