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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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