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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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