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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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