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What involves sound, but is silent?

A sound sleep.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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