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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Akiva Lane
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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Akiva Lane
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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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