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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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