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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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