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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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