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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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