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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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