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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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