Pictures:

Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What did the pair of glasses and the picture say to their lawyer?

We've been framed.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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