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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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