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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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