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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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