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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Akiva Lane
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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Shane Ronay
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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Shane Ronay
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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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