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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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