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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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