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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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