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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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