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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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