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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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