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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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