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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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