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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Akiva Lane
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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Shane Ronay
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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Yehuda Lane
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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Shane Ronay
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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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