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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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