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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What do you call a mouse that talks a lot?

A blabber-mouse.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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