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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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