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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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