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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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