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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why did Andy try using lots of apps?

He thought they would make him appy!

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