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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Dovid Lane
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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Shane Ronay
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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Akiva Lane
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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Akiva Lane
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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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