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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Akiva Lane
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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Shane Ronay
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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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