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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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