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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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