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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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