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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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