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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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