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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Shane Ronay
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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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