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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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