Pictures:

What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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