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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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