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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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