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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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