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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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