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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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