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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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