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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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