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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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