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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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