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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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