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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Akiva Lane
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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Akiva Lane
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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Shane Ronay
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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Yehuda Lane
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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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