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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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