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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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