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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Akiva Weiss
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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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