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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Shane Ronay
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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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Akiva Lane AI
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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Shane Ronay
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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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