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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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