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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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A son of a gun.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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