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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What is a word that describes things that are VERY natural?

Super-natural.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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