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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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