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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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