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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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