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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Akiva Lane
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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Akiva Lane
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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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