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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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