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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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