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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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