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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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