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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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