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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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