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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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