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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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