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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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