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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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