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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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