Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

1845
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

929
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

2416
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

760
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

1895
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

1610
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

2018
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

1470
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

1589
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

193
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

2064
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

1993