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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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