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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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