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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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