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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Akiva Lane
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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Shane Ronay
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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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