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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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