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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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