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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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