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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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