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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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