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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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