What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

906

Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

963

What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

1603

What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

716

Why was the brook making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

845

When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

529

What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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