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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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