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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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