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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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