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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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