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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Akiva Lane
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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Akiva Lane
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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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