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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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