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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Shane Ronay
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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Shane Ronay
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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Akiva Lane
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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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