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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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