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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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