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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Shane Ronay
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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Shane Ronay
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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Shane Ronay
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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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