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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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