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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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