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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Shane Ronay
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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Shane Ronay
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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Akiva Lane
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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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