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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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