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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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