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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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