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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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