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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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A tripod.

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