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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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