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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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