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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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