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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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