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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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