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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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