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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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