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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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