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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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