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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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