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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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