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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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