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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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