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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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