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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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