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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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