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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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