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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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