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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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