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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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