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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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