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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Akiva Lane
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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Shane Ronay
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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Akiva Lane
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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Akiva Lane
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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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