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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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