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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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