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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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