Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

2473
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

2420
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

603
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

538
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

1833
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

1057
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

866
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

427
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

584
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

2773
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

451
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

2607