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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane
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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Akiva Lane
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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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