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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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