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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What special character is similar to having doubts about communism?

Question Marx.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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