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Akiva Lane
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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Akiva Lane
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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Shane Ronay
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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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