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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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