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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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