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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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