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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Shane Ronay
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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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