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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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