Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

742
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

427
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

2673
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

2761
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

2795
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

1991
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

1131
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

2532
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

2263
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

2604
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

1505
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

1529