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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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