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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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