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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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