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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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