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Akiva Lane
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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Akiva Lane
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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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