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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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