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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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