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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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