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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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