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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Shaya Dubin
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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Akiva Lane
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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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