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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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