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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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