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Akiva Lane
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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Shane Ronay
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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Eli Simcha Lane
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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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