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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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