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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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