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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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