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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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