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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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