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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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