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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Akiva Lane
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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Shane Ronay
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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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