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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Akiva Weiss
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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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