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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Bob had a complicated fear of clusters of buildings.

It's a complex complex complex.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Shane Ronay
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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Akiva Lane
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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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