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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Akiva Lane
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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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