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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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