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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Shane Ronay
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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Shane Ronay
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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Akiva Lane
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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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