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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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