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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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