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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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