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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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