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Shane Ronay
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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Shane Ronay
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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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