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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Shane Ronay
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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Shane Ronay
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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Akiva Lane
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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Akiva Lane
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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Shane Ronay
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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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