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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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