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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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