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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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