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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Akiva Lane
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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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