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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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