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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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