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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Akiva Lane
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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Akiva Lane
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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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