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Akiva Lane
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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Akiva Lane
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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Akiva Lane
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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Akiva Lane
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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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