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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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