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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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