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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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