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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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