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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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