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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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