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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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