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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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