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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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