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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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