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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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