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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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