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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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