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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Shane Ronay
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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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