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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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