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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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