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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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