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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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