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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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