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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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