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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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