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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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