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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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