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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What's a good name for this bicycle truck that sells ices?

Wheely Cool.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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