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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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