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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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