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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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