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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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