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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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