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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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