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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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