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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Shane Ronay
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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Akiva Lane
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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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