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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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