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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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