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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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