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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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