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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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