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Matt Weiss
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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Akiva Lane
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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Akiva Lane
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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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