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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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