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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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