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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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