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Shane Ronay
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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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