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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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A paradigm.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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