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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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