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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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