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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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