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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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