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Shane Ronay
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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Akiva Lane
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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Akiva Lane
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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Shane Ronay
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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Akiva Lane
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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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