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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Akiva Lane
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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Akiva Lane
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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Akiva Lane
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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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