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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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