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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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