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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Akiva Lane
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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Akiva Lane
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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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