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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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