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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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