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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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