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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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