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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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