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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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