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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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