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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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