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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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