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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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