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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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A tripod.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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