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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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