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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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