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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Akiva Lane
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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Akiva Lane
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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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