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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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