Pictures:

What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

608

Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

1975

Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

1619

Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

2301

How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

494

How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

1400

What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

2066

What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

3065

What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

6

Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

2516

What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

1344

What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

1542