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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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