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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

1900

How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

812

Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

1933

Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

1794

Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

1920

Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

1942