Pictures:

Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

1114

What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

2486

Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

1600

Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

1817

How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

471

How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

2188

What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

2976

How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

2966

What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

3204

How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

1349

What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

249

Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

819