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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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