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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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