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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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