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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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C to shining C

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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