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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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