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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What do you call a person who closes a window because it's too drafty?

A draft dodger.

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