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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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