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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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