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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Akiva Lane
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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Akiva Lane
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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Akiva Lane
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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Akiva Lane
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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Akiva Lane
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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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