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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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