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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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