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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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