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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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