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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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