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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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