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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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