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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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