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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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