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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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