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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether to vote Republican or Democrat?

If the elephant was relevant.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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