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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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