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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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