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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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