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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Akiva Lane
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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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