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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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