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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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