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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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