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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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