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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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