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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Shane Ronay
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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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