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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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