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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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