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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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