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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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