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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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