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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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