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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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