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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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