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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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