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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Akiva Lane
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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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