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Shane Ronay
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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Akiva Lane
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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Akiva Lane
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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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