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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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