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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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