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Shane Ronay
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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Shane Ronay
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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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