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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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