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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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