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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

2061

How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

446

What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

684

Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

1978

What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

2093

What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

368

What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

2023

What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

999

How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

359

What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

2850

Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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