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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Akiva Lane
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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Akiva Lane
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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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