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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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