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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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