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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Akiva Weiss
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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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