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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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