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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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