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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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