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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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