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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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