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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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