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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

1969

Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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