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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Akiva Lane
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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something you can take when you are tired?

A nap.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Shane Ronay
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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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