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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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