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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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