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Shane Ronay
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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Shane Ronay
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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Akiva Lane
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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Akiva Lane
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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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