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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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