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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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