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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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