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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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How did Elon Musk feel when he landed on Mars?

He felt it was out of this world.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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