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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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