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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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