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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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