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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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