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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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