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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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