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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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