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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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