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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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