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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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