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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Shane Ronay
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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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