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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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