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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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