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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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When you forget to take something on a vacation, what is that called?

A mis-take.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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