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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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