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Shane Ronay
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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Miriam Lane
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Why did Andy try using lots of apps?

He thought they would make him appy!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Akiva Lane
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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Akiva Lane
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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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