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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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