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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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