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A swimming pool table.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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