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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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