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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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