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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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