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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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