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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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