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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Yehuda Lane
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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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