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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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