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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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