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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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