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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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A son of a gun.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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