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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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