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Shane Ronay
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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Akiva Lane
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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Dovid Lane
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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Akiva Lane
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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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