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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Akiva Lane
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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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