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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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