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Shane Ronay
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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Shane Ronay
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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Akiva Lane
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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Akiva Lane
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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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