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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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