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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Matt Weiss
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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Shane Ronay
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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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