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Akiva Weiss
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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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Akiva Lane
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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Shane Ronay
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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Shane Ronay
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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Akiva Lane
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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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