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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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