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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Shane Ronay
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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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