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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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