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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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