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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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