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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Shane Ronay
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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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