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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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