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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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