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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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