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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Akiva Lane
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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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