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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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