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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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