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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Akiva Lane
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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Akiva Lane
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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Akiva Lane
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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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