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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Akiva Lane
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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Akiva Lane
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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Akiva Lane
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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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