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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Akiva Lane
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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Akiva Lane
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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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