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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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