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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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