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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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