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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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