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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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