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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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