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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Akiva Lane
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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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