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Akiva Lane
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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Akiva Lane
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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Akiva Lane
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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Shane Ronay
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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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