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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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