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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Yisro Whale

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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