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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Akiva Lane
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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Akiva Lane
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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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