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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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