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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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