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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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