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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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An elevator pitch.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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