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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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