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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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