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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Akiva Lane
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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Shane Ronay
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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Shane Ronay
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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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