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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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A pear of scissors.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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