Pictures:

Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

2559

What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

1386

Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

484

What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

94

How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

221

What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

249

What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

2977

Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

283

Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

3121

Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

188

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

1997