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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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