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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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