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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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