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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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