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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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