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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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