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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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