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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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