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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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