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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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