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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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