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Shane Ronay
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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Akiva Lane
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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Shane Ronay
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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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