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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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