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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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