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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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