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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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