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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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