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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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