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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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