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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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