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What is this?

A paradigm.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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