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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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