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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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