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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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