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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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