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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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