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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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