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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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