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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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