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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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