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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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