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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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