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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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