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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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