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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Shane Ronay
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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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