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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Akiva Lane
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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Akiva Lane
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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Shane Ronay
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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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