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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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