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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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