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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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