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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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