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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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