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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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