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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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