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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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It's a lap top.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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