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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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