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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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