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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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