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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What do carrots, celery, cauliflower, and cucumbers have in common with fish?

They are all C food.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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