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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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