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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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