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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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