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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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