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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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