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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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