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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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