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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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