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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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