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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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An elevator pitch.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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