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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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