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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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