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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Howard Goldman
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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Akiva Lane
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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Akiva Lane
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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Akiva Lane
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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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