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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Akiva Lane
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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Akiva Lane
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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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