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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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