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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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