Pictures:

What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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