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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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