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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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