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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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