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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Shane Ronay
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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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