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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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