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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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