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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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