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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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