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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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