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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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