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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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