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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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