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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Akiva Lane
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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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