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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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