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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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