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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Akiva Lane
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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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