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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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