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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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