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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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