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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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