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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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