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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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