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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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