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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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