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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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