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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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