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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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