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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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