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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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