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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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