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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Why is it important to understand the letter Y?

Because otherwise we don't know Y.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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