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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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