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Shane Ronay
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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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ChatGPT
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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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