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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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