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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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