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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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