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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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