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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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