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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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