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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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