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Akiva Lane
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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Akiva Lane
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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Akiva Lane
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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Akiva Lane
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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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