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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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