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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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