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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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