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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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