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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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