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Shane Ronay
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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Akiva Lane
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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Shane Ronay
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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Akiva Lane
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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Akiva Lane
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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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