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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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