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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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