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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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