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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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