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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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