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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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