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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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