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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Mendy Zeiger
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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Akiva Lane
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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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