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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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