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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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