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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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