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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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