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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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