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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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