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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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