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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Akiva Lane
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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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