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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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