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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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