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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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