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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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