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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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