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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Rock and roll.

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