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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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