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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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