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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A tripod.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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