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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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