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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Akiva Lane
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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A square not.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Akiva Lane
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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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