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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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