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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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