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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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