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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Shane Ronay
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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Akiva Lane
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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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