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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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