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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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