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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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