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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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