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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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