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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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