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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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