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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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