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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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