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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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