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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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