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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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