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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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