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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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