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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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