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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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