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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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