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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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