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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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