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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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