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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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