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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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