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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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