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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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