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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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