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Shane Ronay
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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Akiva Lane
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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Shane Ronay
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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Akiva Lane
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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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