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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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