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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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