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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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