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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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