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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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