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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Akiva Lane
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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Akiva Lane
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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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