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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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