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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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