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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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