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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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