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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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