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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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