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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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