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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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