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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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