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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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