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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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