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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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