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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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