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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Akiva Lane
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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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