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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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