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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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