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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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