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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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