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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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