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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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