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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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