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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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