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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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