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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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