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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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