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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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