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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd always jump through hoops.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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