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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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