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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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