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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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