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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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