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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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