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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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