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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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