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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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