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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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