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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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