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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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