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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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