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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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