Pictures:

What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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