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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Akiva Lane
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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Miriam Lane
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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Akiva Lane
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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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