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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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