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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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