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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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A square not.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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