Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

180

What's the name of the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

2129

Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

1898

Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

238

Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

421

What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

165

What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

892

Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got people's goats.

1797

What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

1891

Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

8

What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

231

What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

143