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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Yes, it's on the house.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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