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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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