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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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