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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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