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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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