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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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