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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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A swimming pool table.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

1978