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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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