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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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