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A pear of scissors.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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