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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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