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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Rock and roll.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Yisro Whale

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