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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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