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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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