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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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