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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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