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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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