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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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