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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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