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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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