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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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