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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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