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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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