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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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