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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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