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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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