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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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