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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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