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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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