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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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