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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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