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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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