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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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