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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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