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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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