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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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