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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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