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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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