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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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