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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Rock and roll.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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