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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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