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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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