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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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