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Akiva Lane
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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Akiva Lane
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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Akiva Lane
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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Akiva Lane
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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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Matt Weiss
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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Akiva Lane
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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Akiva Lane
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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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