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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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