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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Akiva Lane
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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Akiva Lane
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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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