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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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