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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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