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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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