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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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