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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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