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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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