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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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