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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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