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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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