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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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