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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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