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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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