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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Akiva Lane
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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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