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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Shane Ronay
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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Shane Ronay
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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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