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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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