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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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A photo of synthesis.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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