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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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