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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Shane Ronay
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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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