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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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