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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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