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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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