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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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