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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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