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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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