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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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