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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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