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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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