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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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