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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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