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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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