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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane
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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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