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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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