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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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