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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Shane Ronay
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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Akiva Lane
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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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