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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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