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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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