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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Shane Ronay
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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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