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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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