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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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