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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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