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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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