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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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