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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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