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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Shane Ronay
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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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