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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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