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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Gaucho Marx

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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