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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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