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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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