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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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