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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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