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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Akiva Lane
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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Akiva Lane
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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Shane Ronay
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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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