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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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