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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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