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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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