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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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