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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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