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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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