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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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