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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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