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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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