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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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