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Shane Ronay
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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Akiva Lane
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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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