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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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