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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What do clocks, computer programs, thieves, and track stars all have in common?

They are all running.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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