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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Shane Ronay
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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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