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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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