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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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