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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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