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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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