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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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