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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Shane Ronay
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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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