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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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