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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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