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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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