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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Akiva Lane
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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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