Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

176
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

2762
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

2854
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

1421
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

3152
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

486
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

666
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

1545
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

1391
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

1671
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

1775
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

1371