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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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