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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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