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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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