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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Why is this food dish considered so valuable?

It's 24 carrots cold.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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