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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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