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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Shane Ronay
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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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