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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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