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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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