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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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A paradigm.

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