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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why are some men more inherently curious?

They have larger "why" chromosomes.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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