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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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