Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

49
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

490
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

1476
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

1621
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

1488
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

487
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

2679
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

832
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

2696
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

1287
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

2759
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

1296