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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Shane Ronay
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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Shane Ronay
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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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