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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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