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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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