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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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