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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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