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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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