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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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