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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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