Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

2656
Moshe Sherizen
General
Picture

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

2598
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

2548
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

2425
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

818
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

2220
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

420
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

42
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

757
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

1496
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

2529