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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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