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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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