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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Why was this a big seller?

It was candy.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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