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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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