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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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