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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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