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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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