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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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