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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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