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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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