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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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