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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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