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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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