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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Shane Ronay
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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Akiva Lane
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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Shane Ronay
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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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