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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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