What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?
Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?
What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?
Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?
When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?
Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?
What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?
Why didn't the clam share its food?
How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?
Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?
This is our new dog, Crusty.
