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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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