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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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