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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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