Pictures:

How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

2572

Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

476

What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

158

What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

1298

What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

999

Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

884

What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

1164

Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

1261

Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

968

How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

733

How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

2010

What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

2037