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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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