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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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