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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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