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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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