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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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