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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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