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Akiva Lane
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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Akiva Lane
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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Shane Ronay
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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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