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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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