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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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