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Shane Ronay
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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Akiva Lane
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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Akiva Lane
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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Shane Ronay
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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Shane Ronay
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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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