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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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