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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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