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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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