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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Akiva Lane
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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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