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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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