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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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