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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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