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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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How did Elon Musk feel when he landed on Mars?

He felt it was out of this world.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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