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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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