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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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