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Shane Ronay
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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Shane Ronay
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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Akiva Lane
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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Shane Ronay
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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Akiva Lane
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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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