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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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