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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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