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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Yes, it's on the house.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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