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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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