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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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