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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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