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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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