Pictures:

Matt Weiss
General
Picture

Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

1759
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

1707
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

868
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

3129
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

1912
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

830
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

2202
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

998
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

749
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

1519
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

2436
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

856