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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Akiva Lane
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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Akiva Lane
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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Akiva Lane
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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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