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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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