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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What did the pair of glasses and the picture say to their lawyer?

We've been framed.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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