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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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