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Shane Ronay
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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Akiva Lane
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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Shane Ronay
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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Akiva Lane
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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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