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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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