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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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