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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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