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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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