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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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