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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Akiva Lane
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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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