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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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