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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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