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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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A dessert island.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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