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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Matt Weiss
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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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