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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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