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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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