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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What did the pair of glasses and the picture say to their lawyer?

We've been framed.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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