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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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