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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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