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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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