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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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