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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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