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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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