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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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