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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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