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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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