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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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