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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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