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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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