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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Akiva Lane
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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Akiva Lane
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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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