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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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