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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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