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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Akiva Lane
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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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