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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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