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Akiva Lane
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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Akiva Lane
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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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