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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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