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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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