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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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