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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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