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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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