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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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