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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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