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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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