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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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