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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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