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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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