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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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