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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Akiva Lane
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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Akiva Lane
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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Akiva Lane
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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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