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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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