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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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