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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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