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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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