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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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