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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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