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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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