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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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