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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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