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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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