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Shane Ronay
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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Shane Ronay
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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Akiva Lane
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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Akiva Lane
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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Shane Ronay
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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Akiva Lane
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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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