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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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