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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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