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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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