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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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