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Shane Ronay
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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Akiva Lane
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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Moshe Sherizen
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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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