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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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