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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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