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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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