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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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