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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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