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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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