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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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