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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Shane Ronay
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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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