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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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