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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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