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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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