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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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