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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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