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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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