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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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