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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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