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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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