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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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