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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Dovid Lane
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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Akiva Lane
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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Akiva Lane
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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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