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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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