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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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