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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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