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Akiva Lane
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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Shane Ronay
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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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