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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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