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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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