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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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