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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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