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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Akiva Lane
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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Akiva Lane
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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Shane Ronay
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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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