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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Akiva Lane
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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Akiva Lane
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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Akiva Lane
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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Akiva Lane
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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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