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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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