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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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