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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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