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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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