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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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