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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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