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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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