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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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