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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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