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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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