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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. What was his wife's name?

Barb

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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