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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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A buoys club.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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