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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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