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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Akiva Lane
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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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