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Akiva Lane
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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Shane Ronay
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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He couldn't get a handle on it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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