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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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