When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

649

How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

1691

What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

1912

Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

921

Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

596

How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

1483

What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

209

How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

228

What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

933

How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

229

What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

1341

Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

655