Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

535

What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

1504

Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

1480

How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

218

What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

414

Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

782

What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

1015

Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

1703

What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

1544

What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

1627

What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

686

What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

610