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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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