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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Shane Ronay
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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Shane Ronay
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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Akiva Lane
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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Shaya Dubin
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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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