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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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