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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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