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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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