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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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