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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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