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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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