What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

1500

How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

1323

After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

1665

What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

2024

Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

1911

Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

1457

Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

1512

Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

635

Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

1460

What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

614

What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

2009

It escapes me.

1308