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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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