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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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