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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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