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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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