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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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