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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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