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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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