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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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