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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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