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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Shane Ronay
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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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