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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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