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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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