How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

424

What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

1864

What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

2126

Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

1268

When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

1517

What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

1458

Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

1975

Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

1100

Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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