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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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