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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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