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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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