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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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