What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

584

What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

1394

Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

917

Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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