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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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