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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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