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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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