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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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