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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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