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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Moshe Sherizen
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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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