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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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