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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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