Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

2007

Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

1910

How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

444

What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

539

What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

2019

Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

484

What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

94

How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

1080

Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

659

Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

528

Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

1945

What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

2080