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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Which hospital emphasizes high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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