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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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