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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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