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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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