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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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