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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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