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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

1956

Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

1332

Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

1570

What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

1894