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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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