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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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