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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

2111

Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

1897

Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

1332

What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

1894

What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

1956

Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

1898

How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

1648

Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

1895

What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

1331

What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

1896

Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

2350

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

1899