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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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