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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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