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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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