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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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