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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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