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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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