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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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