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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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