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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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