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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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