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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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