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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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