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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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