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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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