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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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