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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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