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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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