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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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