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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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