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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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