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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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