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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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