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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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