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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Where in the Shema does it suggest that we should look at cars?

It says in the 3rd paragraph: 'Uretem auto'.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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