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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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It's a lap top.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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