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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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