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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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An elevator pitch.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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