Pictures:

What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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