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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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