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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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