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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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