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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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