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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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