Pictures:

Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

2689

What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

3095

What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

3124

What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

2770

What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

2756

Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

2745

What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

2740

Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

3281

What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

2433

What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

2904

In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

2916

What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

3178