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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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