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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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