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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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