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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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A square not.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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An elevator pitch.

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