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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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A square not.

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