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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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