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A tripod.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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