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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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