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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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