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A dessert island.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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An elevator pitch.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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