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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What are some tics that are full of positive energy?

Ecstatic, enthusiastic, energetic, optimistic, and sympatheic.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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A pear of scissors.

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