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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What does Yom Kippur and Succos have in common?

They are both intense / in tents.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Why is this food dish considered so valuable?

It's 24 carrots cold.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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