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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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