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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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