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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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