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A swimming pool table.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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