Pictures:

What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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A dessert island.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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