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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What are some tics that are full of negative energy?

Frantic, neurotic, pessimistic, and sarcastic.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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