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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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A tripod.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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