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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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