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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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