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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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A square not.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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