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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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How do you compare the words MOM and DAD?

Both are spelled the same forwards and backward, but MOM is WOW upside down.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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A swimming pool table.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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