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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Why is this food dish considered so valuable?

It's 24 carrots cold.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What's a good name for this bicycle truck that sells ices?

Wheely Cool.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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