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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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