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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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