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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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