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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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