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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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