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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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