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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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