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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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