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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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It's a lap top.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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