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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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A swimming pool table.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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