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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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