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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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A paradigm.

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A square not.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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A swimming pool table.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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