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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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A swimming pool table.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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