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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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A square not.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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