Pictures:

A paradigm.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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