Pictures:

What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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A dessert island.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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