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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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