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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What's a good name for this bicycle truck that sells ices?

Wheely Cool.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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