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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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