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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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