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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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