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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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