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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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