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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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