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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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A tripod.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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It's a lap top.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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