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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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An elevator pitch.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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