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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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A pear of scissors.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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