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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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