Pictures:

What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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A pear of scissors.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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