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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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A pear of scissors.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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A swimming pool table.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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