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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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