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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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