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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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A paradigm.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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